New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
there is puke in my bra ... again
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