found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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