I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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