How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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