they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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