Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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