weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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