What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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