I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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