hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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