Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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