On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my fart just growled at me.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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