Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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