I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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