I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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