yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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