sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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