and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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