You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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