He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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