Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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