I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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