susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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