Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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