I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
My feet surprised me
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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