you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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