just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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