If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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