who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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