Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my being single is dangerous.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
try to milk me bitch
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