How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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