Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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