When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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