he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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