your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
