I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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