Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
