I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She's the barista slut.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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