I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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