Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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