Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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