That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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