I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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