We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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