Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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