Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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