It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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