how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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