Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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