god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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